Merch for Marketers Who've Seen Some Things

The Crabby CMO started as a book inspired by all the things marketing leaders think but can't say out loud on LinkedIn.

Books, mugs, shirts, and more, inspired by the realities of marketing, sales, RevOps, AI hype cycles, forecast calls, and corporate nonsense.

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